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According to the Chinese calendar it is the Year of the Horse. A symbol of Speedy Success. So don’t be long in the face in 2014. There is nothing like horsing around to kick off the dust, hold tight on the reins and giddy-up your way to have an amazing imagination year. I have corralled, a herd of jokes for you, to get you going. I love telling bad jokes until I am horsey.
What type of horses only go out at night?
Night-mares!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
How long should a racehorse’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground!
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can’t jump!
Where was Fred going when he fell off his horse?
To the ground.
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough stir-rup!
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
It was too heavy to carry!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down!
Which side of the horse has the most hair?
The outside!
What sickness do horses hate the most?
Hay fever!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse’s name was Friday.
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A nay-bor!
When does a horse talk?
Whin-ney wants to!
What’s the best way to lead a horse to water?
With lots of apples and carrots!
Fun Fact
Henry Winkler loves horse ridding. When he was creating the classic Fonzy catch phrases he used horse commands and exaggerated them. Woooaa, Haaaayyyy. A great example of using what you know and making it your own.