Holiday Song 2017

I’m dreaming of a perfect office

Just like the ones I saw at Neo-cooon!
Where the chairs are a glisten
and conference rooms is-a list’n
To hear collaboration in the office groooow.

I’m dreaming of a perfect office
With every e-mail that I wriiiite!

May your offices be
Well Lit and bright,
And all your Chairs,
are the perfect height.

 

“Email send”

Dashing through the traffic
to a Green build project today
Over the 405 we go
Laughing all the way

Phones on blue-tooths ring’
Making displays bright
O’What fun it is to laugh and sing
My project’s is just right!

Oooooooooooooh email-send, email-send
Meetings booked all day.

Oh-what fun to laugh and sing
My project’s on the way.
email-send, email-send
Meetings booked all day.

oh, What fun it is to laugh and sing
You’re project’s is on the waaaay!

[x6] UI is coming to town!

Work-place Robots
Are Merry happy souls,
With I-Oh-T head
and Plugin Nose
And two Processors made out of gold.

Work-place Robots
are a fairy tale, they say.
Made of parts that glow
but all the Millennials know,
how they came to be one day.

Thumpity, thump, thump
Thump, thump
Thumpity, thump,
Look at the PLOTTERS go
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Listen to the Plotters go.

[x8] UI  is coming to town!

Building a holly, jolly Project.
It’s the best one of the year.
Oh by golly, jolly holly,
we are going to get a
Design award this year!

[x8] UI is coming to town!

Deck the halls with sustainable, green, LEED Platuim, Living Future Product Challenge Approved, WELL Build certified, solar powered, recycled,
boughs of holly.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our, 100% post consumable remanufactured free range 3D printed, apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

[x8] UI is coming to town!

“Email – Send – Email – Send” Song

I had the unique opportunity to collaborate on rewriting the Dredel, Dredel Dredel.

EMAIL – SEND – EMAIL – SEND

To the tune of Jingle Bells

Written by Robert Schmolze, Marketing, United Interiors

Dashing through the traffic
to a Green build project today
Over the hill we go
Laughing all the way

Phones on blue-tooth ring’
Making displays bright
O’What fun it is to laugh and sing
You’re project’s is just right!

email-send, email-send
Instagram all day.
Oh! what fun it is to see
You’re project’s on the way.
email-send, email-send
Instagram all day.
oh, What fun it is to laugh and sing
You’re project’s on the way.

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon, our favorite client
Was seated by my side,
The project was perfect and pristine.
This fortune seemed allotted
we got into the building
And then we just applauded.

A day or two ago,
The story I must share
I went out to the chateau,
and sat down in the Kimball Chair;
A gent was driving by
In a electric car,
He smiled as I was sitting
at the escritoire. (es-krə-ˌtwär)

Now the project’s done
Go it, while you’re young,
Take the bosses out tonight
and sing this project’s song;
Just get a bottle of wine
or wha’ever is your speed
Pass the cups around and cheers!

Your building is…. Platinum LEED!

12 Day of a Project

For the Holidays United Interiors and Epic went Caroling to architecture firms in Los Angeles and Orange County.

12 Days of a Project

12 Day of a Project

For the Holidays United Interiors and Epic went Caroling to architecture firms in Los Angeles and Orange County.

I had the unique opportunity to collaborate on rewriting the 12 days of Christmas.

The Twelve Days of The Project

by, United Interiors, Marketing

On the first day of the Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me

A Proposal in an R-F-P.

On the second day of the Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the third day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the fourth day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the fifth day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the sixth day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the seventh day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the eighth day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Eight Conference Calls a-talking,
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the ninth day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Nine Site-visits walking’s,
Eight Conference Calls a-talking,
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

Nine Site-visits walking’s,
Eight Conference Calls a-talking,
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the tenth day of The Project,
My Favorite Client sent to me
Ten Contracts Signings,
Nine Site-visits walking’s,
Eight Conference Calls a-talking,
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the eleventh day of The Project,
We sent our Favorite Client

Eleven Construction Crews a-working
Ten Contracts Signing,
Nine Site-visits walking’s,
Eight Conference Calls a-talking,
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.

On the Twelfth day of The Project,
We sent our Favorite Client
Twelve Trucks for Installing,
Eleven Construction Crew a-working
Ten Contracts Signing,
Nine Site-visits walking’s,
Eight Conference Calls a-talking,
Seven Designers a-Drawing,
Six Sample Renderings,
Five golden Fabric Swatches,
Four Calling Stake Holders,
Three Revision PDFs,
Two Architect Drawings,
And a Proposal in an RFP.!