Holiday Song 2017

I’m dreaming of a perfect office

Just like the ones I saw at Neo-cooon!
Where the chairs are a glisten
and conference rooms is-a list’n
To hear collaboration in the office groooow.

I’m dreaming of a perfect office
With every e-mail that I wriiiite!

May your offices be
Well Lit and bright,
And all your Chairs,
are the perfect height.

 

“Email send”

Dashing through the traffic
to a Green build project today
Over the 405 we go
Laughing all the way

Phones on blue-tooths ring’
Making displays bright
O’What fun it is to laugh and sing
My project’s is just right!

Oooooooooooooh email-send, email-send
Meetings booked all day.

Oh-what fun to laugh and sing
My project’s on the way.
email-send, email-send
Meetings booked all day.

oh, What fun it is to laugh and sing
You’re project’s is on the waaaay!

[x6] UI is coming to town!

Work-place Robots
Are Merry happy souls,
With I-Oh-T head
and Plugin Nose
And two Processors made out of gold.

Work-place Robots
are a fairy tale, they say.
Made of parts that glow
but all the Millennials know,
how they came to be one day.

Thumpity, thump, thump
Thump, thump
Thumpity, thump,
Look at the PLOTTERS go
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Listen to the Plotters go.

[x8] UI  is coming to town!

Building a holly, jolly Project.
It’s the best one of the year.
Oh by golly, jolly holly,
we are going to get a
Design award this year!

[x8] UI is coming to town!

Deck the halls with sustainable, green, LEED Platuim, Living Future Product Challenge Approved, WELL Build certified, solar powered, recycled,
boughs of holly.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
‘Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our, 100% post consumable remanufactured free range 3D printed, apparel.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

[x8] UI is coming to town!

I am Dreaming of a Kimball Office

I am Dreaming of a Kimball Office

Tune to I am dreaming of a white Christmas
adapted by United Interiors

I’m dreaming of a Kimball Office
Just like the ones I saw in Chi-cag-o
Where the Theo-chairs are a glisten
and Sharedesk is-a list’n
To hear collaboration in the office groooow.

I’m dreaming of a Kimball Office
With every Insta -Gram I write.
May your offices be
Splendor-ous and bright
And all your Bloom chairs,
are the perfect height

I’m dreaming of a Kimball Office
Just like the ones I saw in Chicag-o
Where the Wish-chairs are a glisten
and Kore tables are f’r a list’n
To hear collaboration in the office grooooow.

I’m dreaming of a Kimball Office
With every text and emo-ji I write
May your offices
be Xsite-ing and bright
And all your Joya chairs
are the perfect height

link=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJVpO472PY”

“Email – Send – Email – Send” Song

I had the unique opportunity to collaborate on rewriting the Dredel, Dredel Dredel.

EMAIL – SEND – EMAIL – SEND

To the tune of Jingle Bells

Written by Robert Schmolze, Marketing, United Interiors

Dashing through the traffic
to a Green build project today
Over the hill we go
Laughing all the way

Phones on blue-tooth ring’
Making displays bright
O’What fun it is to laugh and sing
You’re project’s is just right!

email-send, email-send
Instagram all day.
Oh! what fun it is to see
You’re project’s on the way.
email-send, email-send
Instagram all day.
oh, What fun it is to laugh and sing
You’re project’s on the way.

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon, our favorite client
Was seated by my side,
The project was perfect and pristine.
This fortune seemed allotted
we got into the building
And then we just applauded.

A day or two ago,
The story I must share
I went out to the chateau,
and sat down in the Kimball Chair;
A gent was driving by
In a electric car,
He smiled as I was sitting
at the escritoire. (es-krə-ˌtwär)

Now the project’s done
Go it, while you’re young,
Take the bosses out tonight
and sing this project’s song;
Just get a bottle of wine
or wha’ever is your speed
Pass the cups around and cheers!

Your building is…. Platinum LEED!

12 Day of a Project

For the Holidays United Interiors and Epic went Caroling to architecture firms in Los Angeles and Orange County.

“Toner Toner Toner” Song

I had the unique opportunity to collaborate on rewriting the Dredel, Dredel Dredel.

Toner Toner Toner

I get it from UI

Toner Toner Toner

I am a happy guy

Toner Toner Toner

I get it with MPS

Toner Toner Toner

I know it is just the bess’t

Toner Toner Toner

Save Thousands Everday

Toner Toner Toner

I know it is on the way!

Toner Toner Toner

The way I want to order

Toner Toner Toner

Now I am Printing Smarter.

Toner Toner Toner

Special offers just for me

Toner Toner Toner

My office, is happy

As can be.

 

12 Day of a Project

For the Holidays United Interiors and Epic went Caroling to architecture firms in Los Angeles and Orange County.

Things-to-do Pad

There is only one thing to do at work when you need something. Call United Imaging.